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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
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conservative equinox

The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.

- credit: Larry the Cat
by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022
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r/conservative

Many subreddits are an echo chamber, but r/conservative is truly in a world of its own.
by amunyaku March 2, 2025
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Conservative Troll

Yeah, more like PLANT... Look, he's how it works. They use the plants to create FAKE criticism of the people I talk about (criticisms intended to mirror MY criticism) to undercut MY criticism with LESS EFFECTIVE, LESS TRUE (but analogous) criticism.
Hym "Conservative troll trolls imposter troll (who neworks with charlatans who are trying to destroy me) with fake troll about wife and rather say the thing that is LIKELY TRUE says thing that everyone already knows and doesn't care about. More interstate is the fact that his wife left him THE DAY I MENTIONED HIM and he HAS AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN whenever he see someone doing THE THING THAT HE IS DOING... Which is: impersonating me to shill for Jewish media personalities. Destiny is literally Christianity! He's meat shield for the Jews!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
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The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.
Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.
by elfastasmo November 28, 2021
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Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.
We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.
by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023
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