An individual who is on the right side of the political spectrum, also known as Republicans. Contrary to popular belief, (among libtards) the majority of Conservatives are NOT fascists, A.K.A Nazis. Conservatives are also quite the polar opposite of liberals. For example, Conservatives are Pro-Gun, while Liberals are not. Conservatives are Pro-Life, while (Some/most) Liberals are not. Below is an example of a conversation between a Liberal/Communist (However you want to view it) and a conservative/fascist (Again, however you want to view it).
Conservative: What is a fetus?
Liberal: An unborn human being?
Conservative: Correct, now since they are human, do you think should have human rights?
Liberal: Yes!
Conservative: So, if a doctor kills the unborn human, should it be crime and the doctor or parent be charged with murder?
(Scenario 1) Liberal: Hmmmmmm... I guess so.
(Scenario 2) Libtard: No, because I think abortion is good and a human right!
Liberal: An unborn human being?
Conservative: Correct, now since they are human, do you think should have human rights?
Liberal: Yes!
Conservative: So, if a doctor kills the unborn human, should it be crime and the doctor or parent be charged with murder?
(Scenario 1) Liberal: Hmmmmmm... I guess so.
(Scenario 2) Libtard: No, because I think abortion is good and a human right!
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Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
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