Cocaine Shower

Replacing your conventional wash routine with doing as many lines of Cocaine needed to feel normal again after a big night out.

I’ve just had a cocaine shower and I feel great actually. What shall we do today?

by anonymous December 17, 2021

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COCAINE

Cocaine is a drug. Make sure to have it daily, as it contains a lot of calories, that may or may not kill you. If you don't take your daily cocaine, the world will end, and the universe will quite possibly collapse into an intensely dense dot.
To take your cocaine hold it up to your nose and sniffsniff.

Boy: Hey, have you had your daily cocaine?
Girl: Yes, it smelt very nice today.
Boy: Good don't forget to always take your drugs, or you k ow what's gonna happen.

by Armakuni January 5, 2021

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Cocaine cowboy

A drug trafficker who illegally stores and traffics crack cocaine from one location to another, like a Cowboy who herds cattle. Hence the name, Cocaine cowboy.

"Before his incarceration, Jimmy was a Cocaine cowboy who shipped crack from Columbia to the south coast US.

by Psssuuuuu December 14, 2022

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drug runner

if you want to be more effective in the drug wars, listen to Marshall Zhukov and kill not only the cocaine cowboy but also all people in the United States who produce and/or distribute the drugs, but don't consume said drugs themselves.

by Sexydimma December 31, 2016

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Cocaine Timer

The amount of time a living creature can spend under the influence of cocaine, or another harmful substance, before passing out or collapsing, or suffering any adverse side effects.

"Damn, this bear's cocaine timer is almost up!"

by Jorge_Man March 2, 2023

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cocaine connect

Someone you know a bit, it’s not your friend or your pal but you can have a small talk with. That person know where to find good cocaine, so you keep them in you phone book

Girl : Do you have cocaine ?
Girl 2 : No, Sorry only weed...
Girl : Can you text, the dude who super into you ? What is name ? Steve ?
Girl 2 : Oh Steve ? Lol he is just my cocaine connect

by jeantuke March 31, 2021

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