Miracle child

Someone that should not be alive.
Deputy Goss is a miracle child. He was born with a cyst on his liver.
by Not1055 June 04, 2019
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Putrid Child

A nickname/insult for a friend/enemy. Can be used sarcastically or seriously and can be a good or bad thing. They person does not actually need to be putrid or a child for you to say this to them. Actually works best when they're older than you and clean. Can often be compared to calling to someone a scurvy dog
Old Man in store: "You took the last carton of eggs! How dare you! Respect your elders!"
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."
by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020
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Enrangment Child

A child that is annoying, and crude to many people.This was often seen in Five nights at Fuckboys, and a fan spinoff game of Five nights at Freddys.
Person one: Billy is such an enrangment child!

Person Two: I know right, he broke my TV!
by mrs.buttman May 08, 2015
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The holy child

An innocent person surrounded by sexual people, usually male.
“Hay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”
by LDOS1334 October 19, 2017
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fraud child

A fraud child is a child whos mother receives child support from a man that did not father the child. This happens when a woman names a man as the childs father when the mother knows or suspects that the man she has named is not the biological father in order to receive financial support.
The judge determined he must continue to pay child support on the fraud child until the fraud child turns 18.
by Kmccuistion December 12, 2016
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Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.
Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021
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