Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.

Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe

by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021

unknown child

Unknown Child is a quote writer and a gamer known as Mob slayer on youtube with over 9000 subscribers as of 2018 November and also can be found on Spotify as Mobslayer2847 in the US.

Be the one you know you are not the one they think you are - Unknown Child 11/26/18

by MobslayerYT November 26, 2018

orange child

Children who witnessed domestic violence or intimate partner violence.

He is an Orange Child.

by kgzmomm1 September 19, 2019

Enrangment Child

A child that is annoying, and crude to many people.This was often seen in Five nights at Fuckboys, and a fan spinoff game of Five nights at Freddys.

Person one: Billy is such an enrangment child!

Person Two: I know right, he broke my TV!

by mrs.buttman May 8, 2015

puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014

child collar

one of wolfito's favorite children.

child collar: mOmMY cAn mE hAVE cAnnEd bE A nS
wolfito: yes u can have canned beans here go *throws hot beans down throat*
child collar: yay thank mom *chokes*

wolfito: *wheezes*

by ton otiflow December 16, 2019

Miracle child

Someone that should not be alive.

Deputy Goss is a miracle child. He was born with a cyst on his liver.

by Not1055 June 4, 2019