Verb
Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.
Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard
Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.
Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard
Example 1: Carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered English Muffin.
Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face
"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan
Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus
Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face
"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan
Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus
by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 10, 2008
Christopher usually have really big dick i mean super huge dicks anacondas,foot longs like the biggest penis in the world
and sexy as fuck all of them pull hella bitches and get best friends that want to suck there dick but Christopher wants no strings attached there are the big kid glo mr take yo hoe glo kids
and sexy as fuck all of them pull hella bitches and get best friends that want to suck there dick but Christopher wants no strings attached there are the big kid glo mr take yo hoe glo kids
by @the real bbc October 18, 2018
When someone discovers something great. Then, someone else takes that and calls it his own. Suddenly, everyone knows that person #2 "discovered" it. Really annoying when you're person #1. I'm sure we've all been in this situation before!
Person #1: Hey dude, look at this new strategy i just found! It cuts lots of time off of my score!
Person #2: HEY EVERYONE I JUST FOUND THIS NEW TACTIC I CAN BEAT YOU ALL NOW!
Person #1: Dude, that's the Christopher Columbus Effect. You can't just take me work!
Person #2: HEY EVERYONE I JUST FOUND THIS NEW TACTIC I CAN BEAT YOU ALL NOW!
Person #1: Dude, that's the Christopher Columbus Effect. You can't just take me work!
by kevinc1012 September 12, 2010
Crazy unkempt, unruly hair. What makes his hair so special is that is is just so crazy an he is such a bad ass that he pulls it off.
I just got my haircut, its a little too short so now i have Christopher walken hair. But i just don't pull it off.
by slickass February 10, 2010
Feb the 14th. The day when single men and women get together, watch Christopher Walken movies, and make crass jokes about everybody who had to buy chocolate and flowers for somebody that probably doesn't even really want them anyway.
Hey, are you comin' to my Christopher Walken Day party this Thursday? You can bring friends but no sucking face allowed! We're gonna be playing the drinking game where you drink every time Christopher Walken gives somebody the evil eye, so bring your favorite adult beverage as well.
by Avedis February 16, 2008
1. a person who doesn't appeciate this website
2. hi's to everyone
3. doesn't appreciate myspace and crap. does nothing with his life
4. stares at hentai all day long
5. hard to get a boner
2. hi's to everyone
3. doesn't appreciate myspace and crap. does nothing with his life
4. stares at hentai all day long
5. hard to get a boner
1. "THIS IS SHIT!"
2. "HI! christopher wu has no life! HA! wait thats me..."
3. "HI!"
4. "HI!"
5. "HI!"
2. "HI! christopher wu has no life! HA! wait thats me..."
3. "HI!"
4. "HI!"
5. "HI!"
by dehuyail November 24, 2006
The sexy celebrity French chef who delighted women everywhere by making a come back on itv's Hells Kitchen. Fit!
by xXxNovelli-LoverxXx April 29, 2005