Brandon

That one kid that threw sand in your eyes and pushed you off the swing at the playground in 3rd grade.

"Wow, he is a realy big Brandon"

by Booperdooper115 May 6, 2019

Brandon

Top shagger

Brandon is a top shagger

by Soulja boy 123 March 12, 2019

brandon

a dick sucking asshole fucking mole rat periodtt

hey ur such a brandon

by revengebitch33 May 5, 2019

Brandon

A person who loves the dick more than life itself. There's nothing on earth that can quench their thirst for dick. They have a ravenous hunger for man chowder for din din.

That gay guy is a real Brandon, he really loves the dick.

by Browncorn May 20, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is a fat loser that sits on his ass all day and plays ark and offline raids yoy

Brandon is back at it again with the offline raiding

by PaulsBoosted August 23, 2018

Brandon

An asshole who doesn’t know how the fuck to stop annoying the shit out of his sister.

Brandon is such an ass

by Looks like a potato September 19, 2018

brandon

a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.

Man he looks like a Brandon.

by Brian Brickhouse June 11, 2018