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Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is kind and courageous. He is very shy, but if he loves you, he will work up the bravery to tell you. Once he loves you, he will never give up on you. He is the stars on a dark night. He will always be there for you and help you through any situation. He loves his friends very much and is always playing around with them. He is selflessand one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet.
P1: I heard about the new kid today. His name is Brandon.
P2: Yeah I saw him too. He already made friends and is so nice to them.
P3: He seems pretty brave as well.
by HeatherTheTether March 21, 2019
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Brandon

That one kid that threw sand in your eyes and pushed you off the swing at the playground in 3rd grade.
"Wow, he is a realy big Brandon"
by Booperdooper115 May 6, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a top shagger
by Soulja boy 123 March 12, 2019
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Brandon

An asshole who doesn’t know how the fuck to stop annoying the shit out of his sister.
Brandon is such an ass
by Looks like a potato September 19, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch
Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.

Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon
by Karen cline September 7, 2020
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Brandon

A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him
Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens
by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
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Brandon

A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.
You need to break up with him, he's a Brandon.
by phuckyew December 21, 2016
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