Interim Boyfriend

An interim boyfriend is a man who becomes very close to a woman, but is not quite the dream boyfriend she has in mind. She may let her guard down and even begin to love you, but because of the dream man in her head, and the fact that you're not it, it just isn't going to happen. Be ready for a world of hurt when she finally finds her dream guy.

"After she met her dream man, I realized that I was only an interim boyfriend. I feel like a total tool for thinking this could go anywhere."

by riverlover May 5, 2010

Sidedish Boyfriend

A relationship status in which one performs all of the functions and roles of a boyfriend without any reciprocation of the emotional, romantic, spiritual, and physical intimacy that comes with a healthy relationship

John went to dinner with Jennifer's family

Are they going out?

No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend

What do you mean?

He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.

by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010

dumb boyfriend

1.)Gets high and/or drunk and flirts with other girls almost breaking up with their gfs

2.)Doesn't introduce himself to his gf's parents

3.)Say stuff like I love you boo boo kitty fuck instead of sweet things

4.)Is dumb to the extreme

"Wow kiwi has a dumb boyfriend"

by Naughty Mcnaughtyson January 26, 2009

ex boyfriend

an extreme asshole who, after you break up with him for being a huge cry baby and control freak who plans your life together, decides to go out and get a random girlfriend then Instant Message you randomly about how him and his friend, who is also your friend, were talking shit about you behind your back! YAY!

ex boyfriend: yo, me and sara were listening to my ipod and came across a song that reminded us of you
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*

by Jessica Marie December 13, 2008

Boyfriend territory

Once a guy friend becomes a boyfriend, he must tolerate the responsibilities and duties of being the boyfriend such as giving his girlfriend his sweatshirts, listening to his girlfriend's complaints about others, seeing her without makeup on, etc.

Boyfriend: Why are you complaining about your friends so much? They're your friends, don't you like them?
Girlfriend: Of course I do but you're my boyfriend so listening to me complaining is part of your boyfriend territory.

by ICNDDUEC May 31, 2017

Perfect Boyfriend

The perfect boyfriend is a boy who supports you in every way possible, even if it hurts; who knows you inside and out; who surprises you flowers; who remembers the little things about you; who is always there for you, who makes references to you about your favorite book. The boy who doesn't forget your anniversary or birthday. He's the one you think about every minute of everyday and no matter how far away from eachother you are, you don't have to worry. You know he loves you. He's your best friend.

Friend: Wow, Brandy, you're so lucky! I can't believe your boyfriend threw you a surprise going away party!

Brandy: Yeah, I know! I couldn't believe it! Marks just the perfect boyfriend! I love him so much!

by vivalabrandy August 28, 2011

perfect boyfriend

An amazing guy who will put up with ur bullshit no matter how many times u don't believe the words that he speaks bc of all the shit that has ever brought u down.He will pick up with his words and will say the things that make u realize u don't want anyone else only him.

Abby: Tristen is my perfect boyfriend i love him with all my broken heart that hes mended together.

by i love u boo September 1, 2013