Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.

— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!

by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023

Bishop

A guy that watches anime plays video games and basketball but overall he is a great person if you get to know him

A black guy that climbs trees a guy watching anime looks like a bishop tbh

by Idefkldnjesus November 21, 2021

Hayleigh bishop

A bitch that picks on you

Hayleigh bishop is a mean bitch

by Talia rose Nguyen November 21, 2021

french bishop

Something/someone that has been made useless and/or a liability because of deliberate strategy. Originated from the French Defense in chess.

My man JD isn't looking too hot right now, his company french bishop'd him, thrown him out to wolves I tell ya.

by non9non December 3, 2021

John The Bishop

Johnthebishop is an amazing twitch streamer who will read you bedtime stories if u ask nicely <3

Yo John The Bishop is an amazing twitch streamer

by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020

joseph bishop

The most crackhead child you will meet.

Dumbass.

He sure is a Joseph Bishop.

by MiracleDuck101 September 28, 2020

joseph bishop

The most crakhead person you will ever meet

Man he sure was a Joseph Bishop

by MiracleDuck101 September 30, 2020