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Battle Mountain gumball

When quarter-machine-gumballs are used as anal-beads and then chewed after used.
That bitch wouldn't have a bubble blowing contest with me after we got done using the Battle Mountain gumballs.
by grizzlygibb September 27, 2009
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Battlefield 3

Have you heard of Battlefield 3 already? That poor Bobby Kotick would wish he would've worked for EA instead of Activision.
by shockdude June 9, 2011
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battlefield 3

A game deemed beter that call of duty ( cod ).

Developer: DICE
Publisher: Electronic Arts ( EA )

"Battlefield 3 players step into the role of the elite U.S Marines where they will experience heart-pounding single player missions and competitive multiplayer actions raging across diverse locations from around the globe including Paris, Tehran and New York.

The game features a top of the range physics engine ( FROSTBITE 2 ) which enables, unlike many other games the player to experience breath-taking destruction
dude 1 : did you see the explosion last night?
dude 2 : yer as soon as i played battlefield 3 my call of duty imploded
by The xbox reviewer October 30, 2011
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Battle of the Bulge

A decisive battle during the Second World War in which, surrounded, American troops sent out underwear model Richard Couverant to engage in one-on-one combat with model Heinrich Herzog. The bout culminated in a sword fight between their semi-erect Wilhelms. Upon seeing this, American general Anthony McAuliffe responded with a succinct: "Nuts." The win was a gamechanger for the Americans, who coerced the Germans into signing an agreement that not only would the war end, but that the DeutscheBescheidenheit Kompanie would be renamed to Calvin-Klein, a name chosen for it's being "a little American; a little German." Acclaimed war photographer Robert Capa was scheduled to shoot the event but was rebooked by clients in Normandy. In lieu of him, the military hired fashion photographer Richard Avedon. Unfortunately, to preserve the fighters' integrity, the treaty required the negatives to be burnt. Despite this, the event is survived in print due to a soldier who totally snuck a pic while no one was looking.
Sexually repressed Southerners often enjoy reenacting the Battle of the Bulge.
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Battle Creek Central

A piss poor school that is practically living off of welfare and Kellogg funds. Good sports program but no one seems to graduate. Loses all their students to Lakeview because they were either expelled for fighting or bagged grass up and sold it as that bomber ass cheesecake kush. Practically 90% Blacks, 5% Thots, 5% White kids who mysteriously can say nigga.
You wanna go to Battle Creek Central to watch the varsity game?”
“No Linda, remember we are fucking white”
by ChickenCockAndTatterTots June 28, 2019
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erection battle

Two post-pubescent males watch the same sexually stimulating act (eg. porn video, strip tease, pole dance) with sweat pants/gym shorts on. The male who gets a full erection first loses the battle.
Dude, I bet I can beat you in an erection battle!
by 3FWW November 1, 2010
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Battlefield Earth

Holywood Movie Critics synonym for shit until Gigli came along.
That Gigli movie was the biggest piece of Battlefield Earth I've ever seen.
by Jeff Wilder November 11, 2003
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