Clam Bark

When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp

(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.

by SlyFox August 1, 2014

at your bark and collar

Will do whatever the person is told to do. It's like another saying, X says jump and Y says, "How high?" It's a figure of speech for a power dynamic.

"She's at your bark and collar; I see?"

"I'm at your bark and collar!"

by Rakeboi May 1, 2024

Barking

Just what it means! Picture a dog barking but in the context of a car or a truck or a motorcycle. More specifically a Harley Davidson. Barking is when you’re really going through the gears. Sometimes saying fuck the clutch and just preloading that shifter and letting off right before that rev limiter and watching old girl with a mind of her own just glide right up into the next gear like butter. Mostly a sportster technique used to dust all the big boy bike riders. You know the guys who carry their whole life in their bags with their big fairings that can barely see over them. Big ole couches on 2 wheels. This technique is specifically used to blow their 30k bikes away off the line with your 2600 investment. That 883 has got some balls. It’s all about how you drive it. Same thing with your between the legs friend. You pull it out and constantly get the look of disapproval. What’s going through these womans heads?! They’re thinking “ughhhh it’s only 2 inches but little do they know the jokes on them because I tell them…… “2 inches hits you at 200mph you’re going to have something to tell your friends about” bitch will be rolling into Starbucks the next morning with a damn knee scooter. Talking about how she pulled a ham string. Bitch that 2 inches straight separated your sea like it was Moses. It’ll never be the same. That’s barking it. You get going and you get that fucking engine maxed the fuck out. Like give it all you’ve got. Bark that thing. Travis fucking barker.

He’s really barking that Harley I can hear it coming for miles and miles, just like that last girl who doubted 2 inches wasn’t going to do much.

I hope you’re barking that wagon before you leave bro you paid $750 for the exhaust you might as well hear what it sounds like.

Bro fuck the cops I’m barking anyways.

I’m barking this thing like I’m fresh out the kennel

I love barking it

Remember the time I was barking your mom from behind. Damn she’s got that wap and you’d think her shit would be fucked after your incest ass came out of her but she’s got something worth barking in.

Man I love barking in your mom. She loves when I bark it out deep in her.

I’m barking this thing all over your girl and she loves it.

by Hatch’s Harleys May 26, 2024

bark it

Lighting a cannabis joint and proceeding to smoke it.

Aki: You tryna bark it?
Juju: Say nothing, you rolling?

by synurb May 15, 2022

Barking like dog

When a person is sick and coughs very loudly. Often used by Bahamians to compare the cough to the bark of a mutt.

“Wow, Shelly! You catch a cold aye? You barking like dog!”

by mangoskingyal January 6, 2024

Big Girl Bark

Vocal exclamations during orgasm.

Reference to the children's cartoon Bluey. In Bluey, all characters are talking, anthropomorphic dogs. What would be characterised as "dog like behaviour" (Barking, howling, walking on four legs.) is seen as primal or instinctive behaviour.

Pat is sick of hearing his neighbour's Big Girl Bark.

I heard your girlfriend's Big Girl Bark last night, great job.

by funneydude August 11, 2025

Bark At the Moon

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
He's returned to kill the light
Then when he's found who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
They cursed and buried him along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone)
In empty burning hell, unholy one
But he's returned to prove them wrong, so wrong
Oh, yeah baby
Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Oh, oh yeah, bark at the moon

by Death Menace March 12, 2023