Winter Barbie 

A girl who looks sexy with LOTS of clothes on, such as in the winter. inc. Winter boots, Fur jacket, Gloves... built for snow. Usually blonde, Usually found in Canada.

Krista J. is a Winter Barbie (beach blonde, wearing jeans, black knee high boots, white fir trimmed jacket, and gloves)

Krista's our little Winter Barbie, dressed up for the snow.

Im going up to Canada to meet up with a Winter Barbie

Winter Barbie by Annonamouss. May 15, 2008

Caribou Barbie

A nickname for Sarah Palin, alluding to the caribou in Alaska, and her supposed MILF factor.

Caribou Barbie spoke on the news about her position on abortion and gun control.

Caribou Barbie by Tom2133 January 13, 2009

Caribou Barbie

AKA Sarah Palin, redneck hicktown mayor who became Alaska governor and now is a wannabe Vice Prez selection of John McCain. She criticizes Barack Obama for not being an in-bred, incestuous, goat fucking, moonshine-guzzling, trailerpark-dwelling,NASCAR-mongering, Confederate flag waving redneck hick, and for starting out as a community organizer on the mean streets of Southside Chicago.
As a Christian fundamentalist, who considers herself "morally superior" to liberals and who demonizes teen moms and pre-marital sex, she opposes sex education in public classrooms and has cut funding to a shelter for homeles pregnant teenage moms, even though her own teenage daughter Bristol is knocked up (and about to enter a shotgun wedding with the embryo's father), thereby earning Palin the title of Hypocrite of the Year, Every Year.

"Did you hear Caribou Barbie talking trash about Obama and the liberals' lack of family values?"
"Yeah, what a hypocrite!"

Caribou Barbie by SpringHawk October 21, 2008

tactical barbie 

1. An individual that always has to look their best no matter their environment and surroundings.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.

Dude1 "That man is such a tactical barbie. Just because he wears tight pants and pointy shoes doesn't mean he can't rock a gun!"
Dude2 "I know right!?"

tactical barbie by Nom de Guerre January 23, 2014

Jungle Barbie 

A girl who thinks casually wearing khaki shorts is cute and trendy. She looks like she is going on a safari in Africa. This girl is usually white and her voice sounds like Cameron Diaz in harsh nasal mode. She usually dates and fucks guys who don't shower and manscape. Her favorite animal is a gorilla.

I hate Molly! She's such a Jungle Barbie! Khaki shorts aren't cute at all! And her boyfriend smells like a fucking eviscerated decomposing body! Also, have you've seen her bedroom? The walls are covered with gorilla posters!

Jungle Barbie by Tadahoney July 28, 2015

crusty barbie 

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice

Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie

crusty barbie by Dirtyrastaa August 7, 2017

Shard Barbie

( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you

She's ain't a dirtleg she's a shard barbie

Shard Barbie by Zoskee November 16, 2019