That fuckin' wierdo Jessie is coming over again, and hes such a fart bandit. Really tries to bury his nose in the backdoor and take em all in secretly.
by onebitchnigga October 17, 2014
by Skrilllz July 31, 2015
'Arse Bandit', is a derogatory term or phrase that refers to ones sexual orientation, stereotypically one of a male homosexual tendency. However, the added implication of 'Arse Bandit' also refers to the frequency of ones sexual partners. Deriving from the English words:
- 'Arse' early examples of which can be found in the early Germanic and Anglo-Saxon language. Referring to the Buttocks or 'rear end' of the human anatomy.
-'Bandit' late 16th century: from Italian 'bandito', ‘banned’, past participle of 'bandire' ‘to ban’.
- 'Arse' early examples of which can be found in the early Germanic and Anglo-Saxon language. Referring to the Buttocks or 'rear end' of the human anatomy.
-'Bandit' late 16th century: from Italian 'bandito', ‘banned’, past participle of 'bandire' ‘to ban’.
by ArseBandit432 March 15, 2016
A person who hates buying their own groceries, so they eat everyone else's. When caught in the act, they always feign ignorance. There is always an excuse for taking the food.
"The fridge bandit must have seen my chicken, because all of a sudden, it doesn't have any damn legs"
"I went to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but the damn fridge bandit done gone n' eaten my loaf"
"I went to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but the damn fridge bandit done gone n' eaten my loaf"
by Bob Barker's Banana Plane November 17, 2011
The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.
by pmkinbandito October 20, 2010
the equivalent of a dine and dash for pizza delivery. when you order pizza to 2 houses close by in a close time frame (so the delivery guy comes to the house with both orders in the car), and the delivery guy goes to the first door, and someone runs out and steals the remaining pizza from the delivery car, then he is a pizza bandit.
by pepperoni bandito June 21, 2010
One who can't resist the urge to suck a cock. Your typical lip bandit, tends to be found in both rural and urban areas. Habitats include; public parks, "glory holes," restrooms, and most heavily wooded areas, not with held to national parks. These merciless succubus tend to congregate near a steady bass beat during down time. Should one encounter such a creature most Ex-bandits recommend approaching with caution. These uncouth mammals have a way of always covering their trails.
Person 1: "I caught that goddamned lip bandit you were with at that damned dollar general!!!"
Person 2: " I don't know what you're talking about..."
(Lip bandits are a lot like the Illuminati) See Illuminati.
Person 2: " I don't know what you're talking about..."
(Lip bandits are a lot like the Illuminati) See Illuminati.
by AfghaniRage May 11, 2014