sperm burpin slut

What every male's ex-wife or girlfriend becomes a minute after they break up.

Where's my ol'lady? Oh, you mean that sperm burpin slut that I used to have clean the old pipes every now and then.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Mr-Burns

Orginally created by a group of sudents at a school in Scotalnd. The term, "You're a Mr Burns" refers to a Mr Archie Burns, his teaching habits were most confusing, as a result he caused the failings of many pupils standard grades. (GCSEs, Exams etc.)

The name is often accompanied by "Oaooh" or any word which uses the "o" in the same way as "boot" as he was well known for the rather odd pronounciation of names, i.e "Natal don't dooooo that," or "Noootes jotter."

The most famous of his quotes would be, "You're goooing to fail your standard grades." Which would quickly be accompanied by a strange hand gesture and "Seeeven" (Basically a fail grade on your exams.")

Uses of the word "Mr-Burns" includes, "You're such a Mr-Burns" or "Archie Buuurns."

Usually his name is pronouced phonetically as the following, Mr b-ooo-rrns. Also uses of his name are used to comment on someone who simultaniously switches between outfits that look exactly the sames, i.e "You're wearing the exact same thing as on Saturday, you're such a Mr Burns."

Noted by student of Mr Burns, Miss Shannon, his usual attire is that of a light blue shirt, dark blue tie, jeans, mountain "boooots" and in his breast pocket a red and blue pen.

Rebecca: So Shannon, what do you think you'll get in the exam?

Shannon: "Mr-Burns says seeeeven."

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Calum: So why do you think you'll fail the test?

George: Mr-Buuurns (Note, it can be universally used as an excuse to your failings.)

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Rachael: A woo hooooo.

Lewis: You best stop that Rachael or you know what'll happen.

Rachael: *Nods* (Angry) "OAAAHHHH!" *Makes hand gesture.* (Note, any actions linked to him will justify what it is you're trying to say.)

by Student of Mr Burns January 19, 2010

love bumps

an std also known by its common name herpes

I was about to go down on that girl and realized she had love bumps!

by r4y April 29, 2006

Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010

botty burp

Polite method for children to describe the act of farting.

I did a botty burp.

by Toby Butler November 25, 2003

Burbsta

(n.) A suburban gangster. See sub-g.

"Burbsta burbsta whatchagonna do?" "Gonna party on up the whole damn night through!"

by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003

Burnsin

A word used to describe anything that is incredibly awesome; anything that brings joy or happiness; a phrase used after someone shows off some intense Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle moves; originally derived the word ballin

Ayo, that frooty is burnsin!

Abraham is bursin!

Did you just see nick's intense ninja move? BURNSIN sonn!

by EmiLLio E-town April 5, 2007