jack the axe wielder

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking

person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome

by Iamjack July 2, 2022

Axing Out

when someone manipulative gaslights you and fails miserably, and then gets upset when you call them out, they are axing out.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN! I NEVER EVEN GASLIT YOU!
Bro you are totally axing out rn.

by cooldude69pro August 9, 2024

Axe Murderer

The worst, most vicious, evil, brutal, wicked, and violent type of killer you could possibly encounter. A killer whose murders are brutal and wicked, often kills with either an axe, gun, or explosive device, and whose murders leave a wickedly gruesome, graphic, and messy scene as if the victim were chopped to pieces with an axe.

The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.

by He who knows11 March 26, 2022

Axe body spray

The thing that musty and smelly people use too cover their smell of trash like take a bath its been 7 years its making you smell worse not better

Jeff: theres the filthy kid who has put on a ton of axe body spray and he smells terrible!
Gabe: i suck di-

by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023

axe safety

When you turn the volume off on your guitar before unplugging or placing down so your ears arent assaulted with feedback.

You can tell a new from an experienced fiddler by their axe safety.

by Angus viejo April 21, 2020

the axe that follows

The inevitable negative outcome.

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.

by Daredreams July 9, 2021

Trash Axing

The act of covering up your boyfriends swamp ass and your trash juice pussy stench after banging one out on MT. Crumpet with HEAVY amounts of axe body spray.

My ex wife is trash axing the car so HEAVILY after picking up Oscar from MT. Crumpet I can smell her coming a mile down the road.

by imashitonthesewallsray November 30, 2021