awkward turtle mojo

Describes the state of constantly being in "awkward turtle" mode; suspecting oneself of being the cause of many awkward moments many times per day.

Girl: It's the first time I kissed a boy, but our braces got stuck together for two hours. Then his dad - who's a Baptist pastor - found us together in his room with our lips locked. We finally got unstuck because his dad ripped us apart. Then in walking home, a escaped monkey pantsed me, and a tourist saw the latter part and looked at me like I was crazy. Then I tripped on a rock and fell into the arms of this really hot guy (with my pants still down).

Other Girl: Man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin' on.

by Awkward Turtle Mojo! May 31, 2010

Awkward Lighthouse

Used in awkward situations. You put both hands into fists and place them one on top of each other. Then at the top you open and close you hand in a blinking motion.

A: I hate Mr Post
Mr Post: Well I hate kids
A: (to friend) Awkward lighthouse

by MFIR April 28, 2011

retroactively-awkward photo op

The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.

"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."

by ShawnCP November 3, 2009

def jam awkward

a lame band concurrent with 98degrees.
also an adjective describing something extremely awkward

'So my girlfriend and i got to planned parenthood and they told us that she wasn't pregnant, she was just bloated. It was def jam awkward.'

by Marc Chad Caro-armstong September 3, 2007

Dick of the Year Award

Given when someone is being a total dick. Often awarded when someone is dicked over

"Aww, you really screwed me on that one. Way to win the Dick of the Year Award."

by Professional B.A.M.F. January 21, 2009

Lifetime Achievement Award

The standard measurement for fun. The Lifetime Achievement Award is the highest form of fun achievable.

Kev: I went to a concert last night; it was so much fun!
Rae: But was it as fun as a Lifetime Achievement Award?
Kev: Of course not.

by a chiaroscuro soul February 20, 2009

Awkward

A word overused by middle schoolers and freshman that makes perfectly normal situations uncomfortable (awkward).

friend 1: "your mom!"
friend 2: "my mom died yesterday. =("
friend 1: ... Awkward
friend 2: ...

by Aerodynamite March 5, 2011