Andres

Dumbass

Dumbass! Bitch andres

by Andresan November 22, 2019

Andres

Andres is an unique creature. It can be set apart from other species by it's tendency to be extremely homosexual. Like for example he likes to touch other guys's thighs and moan very loudly. He lives in the sewers of Detroit and eats dead fetuses.

Kren: OMG, did #Andres really rape those kids?
Spencer: Yeah, I think so, but did he only rape kids?
Kren: Nah, I got BUTTRAPED too :'(
Eric: SOOO sad

by Bobby Westside March 30, 2019

Andres

Andrés is a baby boys name the name andres comes form Spain and it means brave,manly,sweet and much more you will be super lucky is your have an andres in your life as a friend or boyfriend. If you have them as your boyfriend your will learn so much form him your not going to stop laughing your going to be super happy every day

Andres is the best

by Andres0405 April 11, 2019

Andres

Has a sexy mustache typically wears glasses still a virgin likes to wear all colors of shirts used to stutter lost the super to red on will now has wavy hair likes mom jeans but only when someone else is wearing them and is typically know as that one kid and likes to do stuff sometimes

Hey do you know that one kid?

You mean andres yeah

by Lil error April 16, 2019

Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"

Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys

by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019

Andres

That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!

His girlfriend: Wow! Andres sure has an amazing conq!!!

Everyone else: It is a millimeter peener!!!

by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019

andre

sexy, built man that loves to take control and dominate you. takes care of people that he loves and makes them feel important. huge family man, family before anything. very smart and is very good at using his tongue and fingers. also is very talented with using other parts of his body. amazing cuddler and gives you warmth. i am alpha.

look at andre always getting girls. he sure is good looking i bet you he’s great in bed.

by alsbksbsoanwksksjvshs April 22, 2019