A town full of illegal immigrants, blacks and a few racist whites that drives to the worst school system in Central Texas on the absolute worst roads you could think of.
by Smalltowncountryboy November 30, 2017
Get the somerville, texas mug.When outside and you need to blow your nose, you hold the clear nostril shut with a finger and blow a booger out the other on to the parking lot. Its more eco-friendly because you use no paper. Works better if they're a little on the wet side.
by workforlivn May 6, 2014
Get the Texas Hanky mug.A small town in Texas where all the girls do is have sex (even with cousins) and all the guys do is smoke pot. Incest is common.
by Johnkelu April 27, 2017
Get the Kenedy Texas mug.Getting its name from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas," a Texas Mile is an exercise involving a track and bleachers. For the exercise, you run four laps around the track, but for one of the straightaways, you have to do stadiums on the bleachers while crossing over to the next set of steps after every ascent and descent until you reach the end of the bleachers. Also, you must sprint the other straightaway. You can jog at your own pace on the ends of the track. This exercise can be done at most high school football fields.
Person 1: Wow. That Texas Mile was tough.
Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.
Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.
by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019
Get the Texas Mile mug.Small ass town in the middle of Texas. Population 360, but varies based when the pipeliners leave for the oil rigs. Known around Texas as Snuff City, and Iredellians are proud of it!
Hey, there's a bonfire after the 6 man game tomorrow night in Iredell Texas. Wanna go?
Man, I can't. I've gotta leave Snuff City for the oil rigs in the morning. Me and the old lady are saving for a new double wide.
Man, I can't. I've gotta leave Snuff City for the oil rigs in the morning. Me and the old lady are saving for a new double wide.
by backinthesticks February 20, 2011
Get the Iredell Texas mug.When a man and a woman are having sexual intercourse, during the oral sex the woman vomits on the man's penis, while the man inserts the penis into the woman's vagina and uses the vomit as lubricant.
by Osama Sandusky September 25, 2012
Get the Texas Casserole mug.When you take an old car battery and some jumper cables and you clamp the jumper cables to her tits then turn on the car battery and start fingering her.
Guy 1: "Man, last night I was with this girl and she wanted me to "Texas Taze" her."
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"
by Mr_Blue_Pants November 29, 2018
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