African Apple Bob

When a gang of men (6+) gather at the end of a room while a single women lies at the other end of the room. at the blow of a whistle, the men race to see who can get their entire scrotum in the mouth of women. chin and forehead shots equal immediate disqualification. the winner gets a healthy dose of poop on the chest.

Biggy and the gang gave Teresa the African Apple Bobbing of a lifetime. she suffered a concussion and 3 broken ribs!

by mmmmmttttt January 15, 2008

aerial

When in a public restroom get up ontop of a stall placing both of your legs on the walls and taking a shit trying to land it in the toilet.

We all listened as Dave set up for an aerial, we listened for either a splash or splat.

by RYUUKIETSU January 26, 2007

South African Flapjack

Like any other flapjack, only just a little smaller. It is also more likely to be accompanied by cheese and jam instead of blueberries.

Also refered to as a plaatkoekie ('small plate cake')

one guy: Hey my bru, toss me another plaatkoekie? the stuff's addictive ek-se!

other guy: Awe!

(south african flapjack)

by ghj December 29, 2007

African Piledriver

When a black guy bangs a white chick using a trash bag and steam comes out of the black guys ears.

"That black guy gave me the so called african piledriver and now I got crabs the size of baseballs"

by ur blubbery asshole September 20, 2009

African sleeper hold

When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.

This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.

Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!

Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!

Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

African American

Another retarded Americanism which only displays the ignorance of the American mindset...

I'm a white person living in Africa. I guess I can call myself a American-African?

Dave: Hey my African American friend! :D
Billy: Shut up, I have never been to Africa in my life.

by Sanoz0r November 18, 2006

african american haberdasher

A person of African descent now living in the united states, who makes a living by selling clothing articles.

"Which of the following best represents Mr. Griffin? Problem drinker, or African American haberdasher?"

by Phleemeister June 16, 2016