I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !
by jpg3 August 28, 2011
The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons inside of your ‘Ass Womb‘.
by NexusCaesar September 12, 2020
A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.
by Suckmytoes_77 April 13, 2021
someone who unreasonably makes fun of others. They start problems and are not very nice. They tend to be self-centred and never really realize how much of an ass they are. All they do is critisize the things others do wrong and doesnt try to fix themselvs
Ass: "Bobby, your such a loser, why are you trying to help others with their work, don't act like a tool"
Bobby: "your such an ass, just dont ask me to help u next time. Why dont u look at yourself before you think everybody else i a hater. You think others always critisize too much"
Bobby: "your such an ass, just dont ask me to help u next time. Why dont u look at yourself before you think everybody else i a hater. You think others always critisize too much"
by inrialiti February 20, 2011
by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016
Ethan: “Ayo, bruh. Did you see Stacey’s new profile pic? She got hella thicc over the summer!
Steven: I know! She got that ass update.
Steven: I know! She got that ass update.
by ClutchHandle34+35 July 14, 2021
Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)
by squiggular September 14, 2020