limo log

A turd that is extremely long as in a limousine; usually cresting the water in the toilet bowl.

I just dropped a limo log.

by TheSchnitz! November 30, 2010

straight log

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.

So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.

by DaGoose January 31, 2006

Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

by AcidPro08 November 09, 2018

Skol log

Shit covered wood or a wooden object used to anally violate somebody

That Josh is real skol log.

by Pliznay February 12, 2020

Log thief

Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.

Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.

by Shinnyk September 04, 2016

epic log

Another saying for taking a big shit.

person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet

person2: yea,it was huge

by jessiedame February 27, 2011

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016