Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality
"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"
by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky January 11, 2016
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scraping the crust

Scraping the crust:;To do just enough to maintain an get you through the day
What's up man you doing yogood out here ?yea man I'm good just out here scraping the crust you know what it is
by Maintainsta July 18, 2022
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Elbow Crust

The crust in ones elbow build up after a long period of time. It is primarily made up of dust a crust.
Eww man, is that elbow crust?
by Isondrugs May 28, 2022
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Boston Rust Crust

Hard, dried up jizz on the rim of the booty hole from the night before.
Girl... you gotta take a shower first! You got some Boston Rust Crust around your chocolate starfish from last night!
by RichTheRedn3ck August 13, 2024
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Double crust

Explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f*** buddy. It's hard to penetrate through the "double crust"
I thought listening to her problems would make us closer. I don't want a relationship I just want to pork her. Now I've hit a double crust.
by Chessna November 25, 2013
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penile crust

A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.
"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."
by gaylorddickcheese February 10, 2018
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Nut crust

When you bust a nut and let it sit for a while so it dries up getting all “crusty”
Bro 1: I busted a nut all over this bitch named destiny’s face (Picasso level) she barely even wiped it off! Crazy bro all I could think about last time I saw her with her man was me painting her face and my nut crust on her nose ring!!!!

Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS
by Thejokerrr November 16, 2024
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