Paige

Paige is a certain kind of girl. She lights up any room she walks into with her presence. She has an old soul and loves to make her friends laugh. But don't piss her off cause she'll knock you down with her quick wit. She is the Meme Queen and always has a dog close by. She has a secret she needs to tell. She is one powerful chick.

You don't have a chance with her. She's a Paige.

by nouhfence February 20, 2020

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Paige is a girl who knows what she wants, and what she wants is something hard in all 3 of her holes. Has a rack to die for, easily Double G's. Wears winged eyeliner and shaves her hair on the side. Has the most awful taste in men as well as a tendency to get hurt pretty badly by them. Fiercely loyal to whatever meathead she clings to, so don't even try to get ins. She will go out of her way to help her friends in a time of need, but she'll kick them to the curb just as fast. Loves: pot, LSD, sex, and getting hammered.

Hates: children, animal injustice, hospitals, probably me

Without a doubt, one of the most wholesome and truly kind people left on this planet. Don't be stupid like me and let her go, or you'll never live it down...

Holy SHIT! Check out the milkers on her!
Yeah, that's Paige. You can look but you won't ever touch 'em.

by anonymous December 5, 2021

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