The type of person who won't let you sleep in your own bed over Christmas holiday because her Golden Child and his missus and need a larger mattress...but won't give up her queen size bed
Molly: hey are you coming home for Christmas?
Abbi: yes, but I'm not allowed to sleep in my own bed!
Molly: why?
Abbi: laura
Abbi: yes, but I'm not allowed to sleep in my own bed!
Molly: why?
Abbi: laura
by angrybrokenbackneednicemattres December 22, 2021
The most caring, loyal and trustworthy person you will ever meet, the best friend you could ever have! Du bischd ned nur mine Liebe, sondern oh min besta Freund und drum wünsch ih dir Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, ih bin so froh dass es di gibt.
Leider isch des Gschenk koa Waffeleisen oda a Fahrt in Europapark, ih hoff dennoch, dass as di freut! Mir isch di Idee dazua am Gardasee am Strand koh, wo ih ma denkt hon, dass ih mit deam dir a Fröd macha kann und verdiant hättschas scho lang- und was mir noch wichtig isch, ih möcht nia a Geschenk über an „materiella Wert“ definiera, es hat sich halt dieses mol genau so si solla!
Leider isch des Gschenk koa Waffeleisen oda a Fahrt in Europapark, ih hoff dennoch, dass as di freut! Mir isch di Idee dazua am Gardasee am Strand koh, wo ih ma denkt hon, dass ih mit deam dir a Fröd macha kann und verdiant hättschas scho lang- und was mir noch wichtig isch, ih möcht nia a Geschenk über an „materiella Wert“ definiera, es hat sich halt dieses mol genau so si solla!
by neunelf November 27, 2021
The most mean and heartless lover. Never thinks about anyone else and would choose boiled peanuts over your life. Can never be trusted to come on time and start every argument in your life.
by JeffScott February 11, 2023
The most mean and heartless lover. Never thinks about anyone else and would choose boiled peanuts over your life. Can never be trusted to come on time and start every argument in your life.
by JeffScott February 11, 2023
by Laurabf March 29, 2025
One of my Best Friends, Sweet, Amazing and super kind. Sometimes can be a pain like leaving you for a stranger. But otherwise she is the Best Friend you could have!
Person 1: Laura's so Kind
Person 2: IKR
Person 3: No she sucks
Person 2: Like ur mom in bed last night!
Person 2: IKR
Person 3: No she sucks
Person 2: Like ur mom in bed last night!
by Kamby12535 March 11, 2022