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Bread chasing

the act of hunting down some wild breads back in the day humans would chase the bread until it got tired so the humans could kill and eat it, but today it is often farmed in factory's. this bread gives the humans the carbohydrates that they need to survive and continue thriving.

(see below for a GIF of some ducks also hunting some bread)
kork: we need food me go hunt now
grok: wood food is good but try bread chasing this time brother
kork: good idea kork like this idea
by Liam Murray October 16, 2018
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Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.
Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.
by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012
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Bread Game

The Bread Game consists in a group of four or more men gathering around a bread in the floor while they all masturbate at the same time. The last men to ejaculate has to eat the bread full of cum as the others watch him eating.
Aw man, i can't believe i lost in the Bread Game, i had to eat that bread full of cum, it was horrible.
by VoidOnCrack September 9, 2021
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cunty bread

it phrase that can be for anything or use instead of fuck or shit
"you cunty bread you just punch me in the face " or "you annoy the cunty bread out of me"
by white little abo boy March 16, 2017
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challah bread

That Jew makes a lot of challah bread from investing.....
by Happy Bunny March 26, 2021
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pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.
"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"
by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012
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bread story

A story that has no significance and no real point.
A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."
by Bandages, JellyBean and Penguin February 28, 2008
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