bloody asshole

A british term meaning the same as the American word "asshole".

British guy one: Ello there chap, u seen that bloody asshole Tom?
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.

by beastlyfbplaya51 May 8, 2010

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bloody nightmare

When a girl is on her period and puts her vaj on your face and period blood gets in your eyes and starts punching you in the dick while feeding you LSD and screaming NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!

Some girl drugged me last night and gave me a bloody nightmare, it hurt like shit!

by Risoh April 27, 2017

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bloody poodle

1: a person who is sub-serviant to another 2:a sub 3:someone with a slightly benign personality 4: someone who lets themselves be pushed around 5: a "doormat" 6: a slave or servant

"You can take that attitude and shove it .... I'm not your bloody poodle." (say wit an Ali G accent)

by Mistress Q February 8, 2008

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Bloody Lumberjack

When a person gives you a handjob with sand paper.

Oh my god I got the best bloody lumberjack the other day guys, it was amazing! Except I'm in pain.

by Bthibs October 13, 2011

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Bloody Marry

When a guy/girl eats out a girl during her period.

Honey not tonight im on my period, thats alright i didn't drink tonight and im craving a Bloody Marry.

by Jebus Christ Gambit May 31, 2009

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Spank it bloody

An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.

Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.

by Tdwg February 21, 2009

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