bloody asshole

A british term meaning the same as the American word "asshole".

British guy one: Ello there chap, u seen that bloody asshole Tom?
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.

by beastlyfbplaya51 May 08, 2010

bloody poodle

1: a person who is sub-serviant to another 2:a sub 3:someone with a slightly benign personality 4: someone who lets themselves be pushed around 5: a "doormat" 6: a slave or servant

"You can take that attitude and shove it .... I'm not your bloody poodle." (say wit an Ali G accent)

by Mistress Q February 08, 2008

Bloody thomas

The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.

Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.

by Ruggedhoss17 October 22, 2016

Bloody Lumberjack

When a person gives you a handjob with sand paper.

Oh my god I got the best bloody lumberjack the other day guys, it was amazing! Except I'm in pain.

by Bthibs October 14, 2011

Bloody Marry

When a guy/girl eats out a girl during her period.

Honey not tonight im on my period, thats alright i didn't drink tonight and im craving a Bloody Marry.

by Jebus Christ Gambit May 31, 2009

Spank it bloody

An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.

Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.

by Tdwg October 16, 2008

Bloody Skittles

The Act of Eating a woman during their period.

I went to your girlfriend's house and had bloody skittles!

by fck-my-life-xx September 29, 2009