January 20

The date where the prettiest people are born. However they will also stay single
Person 1: it’s January 20 today she’ll grow up pretty and kind
Person 1: she is so pretty
Person 2: but I wouldn’t let anyone date her
by Best at definitions March 08, 2020
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Covid-20

What we should call Covid-19 now because it's 2020 and not 2019.
Frank : Want me to infect you with covid-19?

Niko : No, I'm good I already have covid-20.
by diktahp August 01, 2020
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September 20

Just don't give a fuck day da world doesn't care so you shouldn't either
Tailor : Mia your a ugle ass hoe

Mia : tailor I don't give a fuck about your opinion its September 20th
by Ouckdy September 07, 2020
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4/20

Unlike the holiday season, jews and christians alike all get together to smoke up on 4/20.
by Buffalo billy bobb July 08, 2009
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August 20

August 20, also known as national pussy day, is a day for everybody to get some hoes .
friend: aye bro, i need some cooch! my balls need that good-good!

me: aye bro don’t worry it’s august 20, national pussy day! you can fuck every hoe on the block!
by Ogjeffl1t October 17, 2019
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APRIL 20

National horny day
national horny day is on april 20 anyone can ask for any action
it’s april 20, finally time for some free action
by I’m normal739 April 16, 2020
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4 & 20

4 minutes pleasure, 20 years jail, in other words a minor
She's really hot, pity she's a 4 & 20
by Fules January 06, 2006
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