Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.

Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.

by Cuban crackhead September 22, 2019

Cuban Cosby

When you eat fruity pebbles and barf on a girl to look like Bill Cosby sweater, then light it on fire With your Cuban cigar

Friend: have you ever given your girl a Cuban Cosby?
You: when I barf fruity pebbles on her?
Friend: yeah then you light the sweater I. Fire with your cigar.

by Sheridan1235 March 30, 2017

cuban fury

The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.

Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!

You: 😬

by TheBotches April 04, 2021

Cuban Mop

Performing 69 with a cuban woman while standing up and her hair is long enough to wipe the floors as she gives you a blowjob.

Once we lost weight, my wife and I were able to perform a cuban mop.

by devsecops January 05, 2022

Cuban bandwagon

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. A group and men give the receiver enough Dirty Sanchez's to form a beard, similar to Castro's

Dude, I can't believe Carroll is down for a Cuban Bandwagon!

by Dr. Chismer November 15, 2021

Cuban sandwich

Often referring to the meme where a black guy sees a sign for Cuban sandwiches and says “A Cuban sandwich? Do I look Cuban to you?”

“De’quavious over there looks like he’d hate a Cuban sandwich”

by Sixsevennn April 30, 2025

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.

Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus December 09, 2015