by bastardfins December 27, 2006
Get the scrag bagmug. being so wasted the day after drinking that you don't move out of you bed, you shit, piss and throw up in a trash bag located near your bed!!
Dutch: Did you hear what happened to the twins after their 21st?
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!
by cobrac46 January 23, 2009
Get the crash baggedmug. by Bo Mamba 69 January 15, 2019
Get the bag shribblemug. by BlackMesaScientistBubby September 8, 2020
Get the Medic Bagmug. Verb or Noun To Shoulder Bag is for one to announce their presence to a bar, party, or honestly any get together- by gently placing their ball sack on a friend's shoulder. Eventually the friend will feel the weight, sense a presence, or happen to glance, or see in their peripheral vision- a bag of balls connected to their friend.
Trish was not phased at all. Whilst recounting a hilarious story, she glanced down, noticed testicles on her shoulder, and nonchalantly announced, "Oh, Fronk is here." Her audience roared at the shoulder bag.
by Miss Dish May 20, 2018
Get the Shoulder Bagmug. When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.
She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!
Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.
Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.
by cloudowner July 12, 2012
Get the bag a muffinmug. If you ever see one of these you'll know straight away as it will be accompanied by a top lad wearing his full adidas tracksuit with a bomber jacket. He'll either have Nike air max or huaraches. If they have all this gear then they will surely have there classic bag, otherwise known as a 'weed bag' or a 'chav pouch', they can only be adidas, Armani or the North face, anything else and they'll threaten to shank you. The chav bag can seems to have some sort of 'tardis' feature as it always seems like they can store mad stacks of weed, a shank some extra gear in small bag.
Oh yes Xander this morning I saw a few 'chavs' walk into the local JD's whilst I was at the pret, they came out and one of them said 'oi ye what clobber did u get??' He replied 'oi, not much just this new bag to store all my mad stacks of weed in', they then swiftly left shouting 'oi safe weeee' . Chav Bag Chav Bag
by OwenSmithTheLabourGuy July 29, 2016
Get the Chav Bagmug.