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Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
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poop o'clock

when it done did poop'd at a certain time its your poop o'clock
Jon - hey whats your usual poop o'clock?
Sam - oh arround 23:00
Jon - nice to know
by maxnellson March 31, 2024
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Poop Stick Fart

A long stick of turd waving around the entire house, people clap for you.
WOW! What an amazing Poop Stick Fart
by MeVeryGood February 1, 2021
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poop

jake paul is poop
by NightWolf666 October 29, 2017
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Nesquik poops

It is a type of shit that is very hard to shit out and very small. It has his name because it looks like nesquik cereal
I hate it when I take nesquik poops
by Heta April 25, 2015
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