Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.

Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"

by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023

fresh meat

your secret plans to achieve success

I’ve got some fresh meat 🥩🍖 lined up and I’m not gonna let you spoil it not this time!

by Charles Sea Container November 21, 2023

the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.

A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight

by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023

Meat Wrinkles

An ass so fat that the skin itself can’t hold all of it forming juicy ass wrinkles on the surface

Damn Heaven ass so fat , the meat wrinkles showing through the jeans

by Lankfvrd November 22, 2023

Meat Provider

Slang for those of the male species. Used as a derogatory term by females for men they only see as a piece of meat.

My main man was out of town, so I snuck off to see my other meat provider.

by swag420000 November 23, 2023

Stuff with meat

Your dad.

Andy: "Stuff with meat? Well I know your dad has a really really long meat. Wouldn't mind tapping that."

by CC.totally.not.up.at.4am November 25, 2023

Sweet with meat

You either get it or you don't

That Jake guy is really gay, he doesn't even get "sweet with meat"

by JakesDad4real November 30, 2023