Carolina Fart Bubble

Using your fart to blow a bubble with your bubble gum. Usually happens when under the influence of mind altering substances. Can be a form of foreplay at teen parties.
Zach was trying to impress Gabi at Tyler's party when he decided to to a Carolina Fart Bubble. After several failed attempts, two blue flames, and buring Roy's eyebrows off. Jared showed Zach how it was done using Bazooka gum. This caused Britanny to want to do it in the dugout the next softball game, but Jolene chewed all the gum. Robert and Thomas were so excited they wrote a song about blowing bubbles with your ass.
by hummashammalammadingdong March 15, 2010
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machine gun fart

That fart that sputters on for a few seconds.
His friends hit the deck as he let out a long machine gun fart
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donkey-fart-eater

A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore
Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?

-- Mel Gibson.

Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.
by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 13, 2008
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Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube
Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night
by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018
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half-sucked fart

A person can be called a 'half-sucked fart' when they are just lazy, sloppy or bad at what they do.
It is especially effective when the person starts a job or activity which you know they have little or no skill at and they don't complete it.
Why didn't you finish your homework ya' half-sucked fart?
by Paul Rapisarda February 7, 2008
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False Alarm Fart

When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas
"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart
by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010
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