Simp

When your Boss says, “if you still want this pussy your gonna have to follow it. Pack your bags bitch. We’re moving!

We’re gonna need a new 4th for our golf squad. Just lost another simp

by Mr. DHS February 8, 2022

Simp

: chris (sam)

“awe look at him just a lil simp. Just a lil guy.

by 8394014 February 3, 2020

Simp

When someone takes advantage of another’s sympathy to get closer to them.

Jake was being a simp when he made Anna feel bad for him so he could get in her pants

by Joyhoymnoy August 4, 2020

Simp

Literally Camryn Sperling.

That person is such a simp.

by HmmHmmHmmHmm September 27, 2020

Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

by mistahroga May 9, 2020

Simp

S.uper
I.nto
M.ashed
P.otatoes

That is the correct definition of the word 'simp'

Guy 1: yeah I'm a simp

Person named mashed potatoes: ooo yk thats right bb

by Daddy Anonymous August 28, 2020

Princess simp

Jordan Sagers

Jordan is a princess simp he has all these bitches buying him shit

by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024