A comeback used as a joke, but only after "your mom", "your face", and "your mom's face" have been used. Made by Claire, Bunny, Shelby, and others.
"You're ugly!"
"Your mom's ugly!"
"Your face is ugly!"
"Your MOM's face is ugly!"
"Psh, your face's mom is uuuugly!"
"Your mom's ugly!"
"Your face is ugly!"
"Your MOM's face is ugly!"
"Psh, your face's mom is uuuugly!"
by Baseball_rox_my_sox April 12, 2004
Get the Your face's mom mug.To have sex with a virgin, causing said virgin to lose their virginity. Can often cause an unusual amount of bitchiness in said ex-virgin.
Elizabeth: Damn! You came in my pussy and now I'm pregnant, you bastard!"
Me: Damn! If I knew you'd be such a fucking bitch after I fucked you, I wouldn't have wanted to pop your cherry!
Both: Damn it!
Me: Damn! If I knew you'd be such a fucking bitch after I fucked you, I wouldn't have wanted to pop your cherry!
Both: Damn it!
by George Woodard August 7, 2006
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Get the Jump Your Bones mug.Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).
Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"
Joe:"Aight... Yours?"
Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"
Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"
Me:"Sure. What time?"
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.
Joe:"Aight... Yours?"
Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"
Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"
Me:"Sure. What time?"
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.
by Mista Flow February 14, 2009
Get the How's your Penis? mug.1) Adj. Response when you are happy, but surprised or shocked by what was said.
2) Adj. Response to an insult. Often said by sassy african american women on Jerry Springer etc.
2) Adj. Response to an insult. Often said by sassy african american women on Jerry Springer etc.
1) smarmy tv show host: you've just won a years supply of Snack Packs!
Fat guy: shut-your-mouth
2) Some chick: You stole my man? You dirty scank!
Sassy chick: You shut your mouth! He dont want you no more. MmmHmm (followed by clicking fingers from side to side)
Fat guy: shut-your-mouth
2) Some chick: You stole my man? You dirty scank!
Sassy chick: You shut your mouth! He dont want you no more. MmmHmm (followed by clicking fingers from side to side)
by sweetheart21 March 4, 2007
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