The Result of pissing off a women of any sort, especially one that is pregnant, menstruating, or finding her man has been unfaithful.
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When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle
The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle
The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe
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Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!
Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !
Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !
Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
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Somebody: good *leaves*
Somebody else: of course
Somebody: good *leaves*
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Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?
I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.
I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.
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Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.
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