Cream Cake Day

September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.

I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023

Natural Slut Day

Celebrated on the September 17th to mark 260 days of the year (leap year-261 days), the approaching end of summer and wife appreciation day.

Celebrate female sexual freedom and release your natural sexual behaviour.

Have sex with as many people as you can, if you have a partner, why not have some threesomes or a gangbang, and if you're really feeling sexually free, allow those juices to flow naturally, and enjoy the pleasure of removing all barriers.

Do you fellas want to have some fun, it's Natural Slut Day today, and I'm Horny.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023

International Coochie Day

August 28th is International Coochie Day. Ok that day everyone has to take a moment and eat a coochie like a key lime pie. After, have a moment of silence for all the coochie chasers who never got their coochie.

1: “Hey, today is International Coochie Day!”
2: “Oh yeah, I gotta go eat some coochie.”
1: “Me too”

by Anotheruselessaccount August 27, 2018

Jason Day's Wife

Ellie Day, wife of professional Australian golfer Jason Day. The best reason to watch golf these days. She's hot.

Hey man, did you watch the final round of the Masters?
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.

by Grandpa Janny April 28, 2011

National head day

Is where girlfriend,side chick needs to give the sloppiest but the best head ever this takes place august 4th

Did you hear about national head day it takes every year on august 4

by Ghirtrachvnyddhhc August 3, 2019

National Rape Day

National rape day is NOT a real “holiday”, it is a thing that started on ticktock and and A FAKE EXCUSE FOR PEOPLE TO DO GROSS THINGS TO OTHERS!

National rape day is April 24th and people believe that it’s a excuse, please stay safe.

by Ur.fav.Brunette January 30, 2023

Kiss a girl day

September 12th is national kiss a girl day. Girls better watch out. Boys show girls some love and kiss then!

September 12th kiss a girl day.

by Maria elbarzeled September 11, 2019