Shit Bath

The act of pouring bubble bath, bath salts, or dish soap in the toilet prior to passing a bowel movement. Many people enjoy listening to sounds of nature records while performing a shit bath.

Kelly: "I feel like I have been neglecting my mud muffins lately. My poop has been nothing but good to me and I haven't done a single nice thing back. I'm going to treat the next one to a nice shit bath."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."

by CATFOOODS February 1, 2012

girlhood shit

Activities, keepsakes or strong memories from a female's childhood days; not to be confused with boyhood shit and its long-standing relationships with Power Ranger marathons or excessively annoying 3 a.m. back-to-back turntable sessions of Hawaii Five-0 and A-Team theme songs covered by groups with names like, "Hungover Forever Love Mister Man"

The coed finally gathered courage and ripped open the faded box her mother sent her after she'd moved to the Big Apple. It held most sacred girlhood shit, her's and that of departed same-gender ancestors: Barbie fashion plates, cleverly concealing in their epic template compartment a sad, unused contraceptive fossil. (But, the coed mused, perhaps "The Sponge" qualified more as old school twenty-something shit.) Other artifacts she discovered made her long to have lived out her own meh surrounded-by-shit girlhood during colonial times, especially the gray-green potions and brittle, moldy, black bottled herbs of her witchy predecessors. Perhaps girlhood wasn't such shit after all.

by savedbyfacebutmostlyface February 6, 2013

Personal Shit

A shit someone takes while having an emotional breakdown.

I think Sandra was taking a personal shit. The bathroom floor is covered in tears and it smells like death in there.

by superk13 June 23, 2016

shit too

An interjection denoting disbelief or dismay

Shit too jigga, she didn't give you any play

by aiken October 21, 2002

shit princess

a female who cheated on her boyfriend and then breaks up with him for it.

Marissa broke up with him for cheating, and Jay called her a shit princess.

by Jay Luke April 28, 2006

nite-shit

when one poops in anothers pillow then that person who tries to sleep lays on the crap filled pillow

I just pulled a nite-shit on Adam, he's going to smell like shit in the morning!

by big pp November 10, 2007

shit-steak

1. somebody who is a an all around dumb shithead
2. a joking slang insult

1 that shit-steak drank all my beer!
2 dude, you are such a shit-steak

by The reeferman October 7, 2006