When a homeless person drops a 50/50 consistency of poop and diarrhea.( As to keep its form) Then sucks up the mixture into a syringe making it full of shit at this point the syringe is armed and they’re ready to protect to lay of land.
by 15 minutes could save 10% March 6, 2023
Get the Poop Syringe mug.Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023
Get the Goldfish poop mug.You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!
Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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