October 31

national kick your tall friend day because you already know you can’t slap em

short girl: you know what day it is
tall boy: yea it October 31 hallow-
short girl: *kicks tall boy*

by soggybreadis.really.good October 29, 2019

October 29

The day where you can act like a complete crack head for no reason

Today is October 29th crack head day

by Bucket hat me October 29, 2019

October 27th

A perfectly normal day that is not Valentine's Day.

1:its october 27th it is national confess to your crush day
2:no that is february 14th dumbass

by dummyville October 29, 2019

OCTOBER 31

National Joe gets all the girls that go to samara day

Joe be pulling October 31

by Asian Joe the QT October 29, 2019

October 29

Bob Ross’s birthday

“What’s today”
“It’s Bob Ross’s birthday, October 29th”

by I want to spread the word October 29, 2019

October 31

It is Halloween but still it is hit your smallest friend

in your group

ATENTION! All tall people hit your smallest friend enjoy

Get prepared small people

October 31 means get ready people

by Nacional days October 29, 2019

October 30

National Bird day Act like a bird all day

Boy:Quack Quack
Girl:Um Is today october 30???

by Hollyboi_yeet October 29, 2019