JOURNAL OF NO NUT NOVEMBER

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'HE WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHEN NNN STARTS, HATH NOT OFFICIALY STARTED NNN SINCE HE HATH NOT REALISED HATH MISTAKE'

damn man he's got a thic penis. im going to check if he's abiding by the rules of the JOURNAL OF NO NUT NOVEMBER.

by PROFFESOR_McPenis November 1, 2020

Alaskan Nut Tug

An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.

Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."

by Bill cosbo October 7, 2021

crack a nut o'clock

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.

person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

Projectile nut disease

When you instantly and can't control it and unnamed person gets big sad

BEN HAS PROJECTILE NUT DISEASE

by Big chinchilla dad April 3, 2019

calm your nuts

Like "calm your tits" but nuts, ie. balls

Guy 1: "I can't believe ____'s been dickin around with my girl! I outta fuck that guy up!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"

by Manateecup July 29, 2015

busted a mean nut

When you bust a nut

Bro last night I busted a mean nut

by Frankffwsdfhgletr;lh,et;mhp'et April 26, 2017