James is a loser
by Johnny Disbennet July 29, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. James's Kurt Gödel in Oppenheimer; you know, 'Difficult People's' Arthur? Now he's solving equations. Always on point, serious and enigmatic.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: who's the guy in Oppenheimer who looks super intelligent?
Person 2: That's James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödel, duh! From 'Difficult People' to nuclear physics.
Person 1: who's the guy in Oppenheimer who looks super intelligent?
Person 2: That's James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödel, duh! From 'Difficult People' to nuclear physics.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
Get the James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödelmug. 
James Shanahan was the kind of high schooler who thought he was destined for greatness but was really just another forgettable face in the crowded hallways. He carried himself with an inflated sense of self-importance, always talking about how he was going to be rich, powerful, and “run this town” one day. In reality, he was just another kid struggling through algebra and barely passing gym class.
James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.
Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.
But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.
Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.
But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
by Himothyyyyyyyy March 17, 2025
Get the James Shanahanmug. James has a small dick
by bfolden34 December 5, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. by Jeff billy bob job October 17, 2019
Get the James birdmug. Oh my lordy lord is that olliver Claims he's gonna beat be and never does ;( such a chadsterling. Randomly barks beware he bites. Definitely shaves his asshole. Like rebel boy skips class for 5 minutes silly goose.
by SmokWheed420 November 15, 2022
Get the Olliver James Johnsonmug.