Trump's Grater

When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.

Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.

Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.

by JedAshbury June 12, 2020

Trump's Law

Being told "No" or limiting rights because you don't like the idea or outcome.

Wrong, wrong, you're not right because I say so...

Trump's Law states I can do what I want because I'm always right, but not always, I always win tho...

by ReVo5000 June 24, 2020

Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.

If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".

by You rReal Name July 2, 2020

Trumping

The Act Of A ,Mentaly Challenged Sexual Presator Resorts ToGrabbing Beautiful Lady By The Pussy Thinking He Can Impress Her With His Pure Ignorance Of The Laws Of The Land

And Attraction

I Spotted The Beautiful Lady from Across the room and glanced into her eyes and walked over to speak with her and threw in a good ol Trumping And Then

Reversed It And Grabbed A Handful Of Rump I Know The Secret To Get The Ladies A Humping

by Justme321 July 6, 2020

No Trump, No KKK, No Facist USA

A chant done by Green Day at the 2016 AMAs about the orange buffon known as Donald Trump

Billie Joe Armstrong: No Trump, No KKK, No Facist USA

by transgreendayfan July 14, 2020

Trumping

People who simp to Trump

*Trump live on twitching*
A guy: donates 100,000$ to Trump with a message of :"hi"
Trump:"thank you emmm, demonslayer64"
a guy: omg he said my name
Guy2: he is soooo trumping

by Floorgangouh July 15, 2020

Trump it

Not making an effort to conceal lies

Mike: Apologies for not handing in my homework Sir, but my dog ate it. He's really on edge lately because the Chinese government is eating our children.
Steve: Dude, you always have to trump it

by OinkItsBoink August 19, 2020