Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman

Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you

by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023

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Aaron Job

A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling

someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!

by Gregory McGraw December 15, 2023

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On job

A synonym for “let’s get to work”/“let’s do this” and also a phrase used to describe or applaud someone acing a task.

Person 1: Let’s get it done and then blow this juke joint.

Person 2: On job bro.

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Person 3: Yo you’re smashing those citations! On job.

by Cinnamon54 December 17, 2023

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solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

by El Conquistador July 2, 2023

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