A guy who will do ANYTHING for a chick. Usually called Angelo or George, these people will literally compliment a girl for no reason at all, buy her things and be an all round pussy in the effort to impress a girl who is not interesting. Most commonly, these people are not very good looking and will often us the phrase "nice guys finish last". Avoid at all costs.
1. "Hey bro, Angelo is such a simp for her"
2. Past tense " The other day I saw Angelo simping for this girl, it was so cringe"
2. Past tense " The other day I saw Angelo simping for this girl, it was so cringe"
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if you are a sifp "super intens fortnite player" is het niet sifp dan is het sweat
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if you are a sifp "super intens fortnite player" is het niet sifp dan is het sweat
persoon 1: you i am very good at mincraft
persoon 2: so you simp and i am a sifp
persoon 1: no you are a sweat
persoon 2: so you simp and i am a sifp
persoon 1: no you are a sweat
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Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
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Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
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