Tidal Wave (Fart)

The act of producing an extremely potent fart that first, overwhelms the creator's cubicle filling the tiny space with toxic gas, and second, then billows up and over all four walls to flow into and consume his or her's fellow employees' cubicles, hallways, or offices, much like a tidal wave crashing over a wall wiping out everything in it's path.

Employee 1: Oh my god that is terrible, must've been the chimichanga I had for lunch.

(A minute passes.)

Employee 2: *gag* Jesus Christ Joe was that you?
Employee 3: That smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Employee 4 (walking by): *nearly throws up into trash can next to the copier*
Employee 1: That's what I call the tidal wave (fart).

by 10th Floor Insanity June 21, 2010

Flying Farting Fuck

The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.

Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?

by Saber8932 January 2, 2015

cocktail party fart

When using the cocktail party effect, one is able to hear their own fart in a loud environment such as a party or concert.

I enjoyed the loudest cocktail party fart in the middle of the guitar solo, and no one heard a sound.

by Garpike August 23, 2011

Sloppy Joe Fart

Little bit of poop that shoots out and gets stuck in the butt crack. Causing Sloppy Joe Buns.

The buffet last night gave me Sloppy Joe Farts.

Sloppy Joe Farts are the leading cause of SJB

by Wabalabadubdub August 14, 2016

Scissor Fart

The act of vibrating the vagina or scrotum with a loud vibrating fart while scissoring.

I asked that lonely chick if she liked vibrators, she said yes so I scissored her and ripped the biggest fart ever known to mankind.

This is known as a scissor fart.

by Mr. Bald March 29, 2009

Ball Fart

My Favorite Thing To Say Makes me Hard every time my boyfriend hates it but I love him right guys!?

U make me ball fart Jessica

by Ball Fart God May 9, 2020

quagulated cum fart

Much like quagulated blood, old semen is inserted into an asshole and is then farted.

1.After that ass reaming over a week ago, I've found out that I was diagnosed by my doctor, that I've been having quagulated cum farts.

2.A complete douche bag, who is short, and so is his temper.

3.A fan of hockey team Phildalphia Flyers.

by old cum fart bubbles May 11, 2011