Clean guy

Suave looking sack of shit that hits on the fat girl while another sack of shit yahoos a forty of mickey’s
I’m thirsty, I’m making you the clean guy
by Lowkeygangstershit April 16, 2022
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Guy Hardimon

Guy Hardimon is a pretty mad guy, get it? Guy and guy. Oh I crack myself up. Anyway he has braces, got his L's and knows about everyone who ever lived.
Oh look its Guy Hardimon
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by definitelynotrhys March 08, 2010
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Myspace guy

When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.
Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?

Carrie: ugh...yeah

Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?

Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy

Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(
by Lebv23 March 15, 2011
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guy and girl drinking

Dude that guy and girl drinking . He is about to pipe her down.
by Superman 11 December 01, 2015
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Guy Santillo

Don’t be a guy Santillo

“It’s not simping if it’s for ur girlfriend!!!!”
by asigrocks September 25, 2020
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Bry guy

Bry guy is a lil sexy boi with a fat ass and is bad at pretty much every sport

Redeeming qualities: ...
Downsides: He gives you a boner if you stare too long
Look at that thick lil Bry Guy he be lookin like a snacc.

Hey Bry Guy, you looking like a Reese's peanut butter cup and I need me a piece.
by Expired Moisturizer December 15, 2017
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the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
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