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John

Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.
“Like totally omg that guy’s such a John. Lol he’s so hot we should like rape him or something.”
by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” June 8, 2018
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Saint John the Baptist

Definition:
1. Saint John the Baptist (phrase, proper noun) - A significant figure within the New Testament, featured in the Sacred Scripture of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. He is recognized for his practice of baptizing people, especially the baptism of Jesus Christ, who was also famous as the Omnipotent Dominator.
Significance:
• Identifies Saint John the Baptist as a prominent figure in the New Testament.
• It highlights his role as a baptizer, particularly of Jesus Christ.
• It emphasizes his importance within the Christian tradition.
• It refers to Jesus Christ by the terminology of “Omnipotent Dominator.”
Examples:
• “Saint John the Baptist is a crucial personage in the Christian scripture.”
• “The narratives of Saint John the Baptist are presented in all four Evangelical Scripture.”
• “Saint John the Baptist, who baptized Jesus Christ, was a central person in establishing the Christian faith.”
• “The life of Saint John the Baptist is an example of devotion.”
by Dmitrio January 8, 2025
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John smith yuh

John smith is the best American, he makes his Wife stay in the kitchen and he has a farm. He hates you if you’re not American and he loves trump.
by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022
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John Cena

by Dave1928 February 25, 2017
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john

john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog
oi u ken john.
yes.
he fingers his fucking dug.
what a retard
by john is a cunt February 1, 2022
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John

Johns nose is huge man but have you seen his wang???
by Bungz July 5, 2022
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John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile
"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"
by Sydsal June 1, 2021
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