Life

A vicious cycle of suffering between birth and death perpetuated by the uncontrollable urge to copulate and procreate without limit.

Why would I willingly bring a child into a life of suffering?

by The blorbs June 9, 2017

clench life

Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.

"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.

by HELLO BROOKLYN! May 14, 2018

life

your mom is gay

I feel like you have life all the time

by marvim May 2, 2019

FaaaGet A Life

Someone that has no life and you make fun of them.
Fagget + Get a life = FaaaGet A Life

Tom: I'm going to play World of Warcraft all day
Mike: FaaaGet A Life

by SupaSwaggaKenny March 8, 2011

spit life

An individual whose socio economic background holds them back from reaching their full potential. Usually are stricken with poverty and shame.

joe “Hey did you hear that girl CC is going to a technical college”
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”

Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.

by Spitlifekid January 17, 2018

Life

A Meaningless Void Of Pain.

God: I Shall Make A New Human Being
A Pre-Made Human: *whispering* Please Don't Be Me

God: -Lenny Face- Pre-Made Human#5875, Please Step Forth For I Have Chosen You,To Live Life On Earth.

by Itsyaboioli August 27, 2020

Life-washing

When a person shows and manifests a luxurious and well-lived life on social media, that is not necessarily true. Can be used to improve one's social and public image. Associated with "showing off" for the sake of getting awe from its audience. Derived from "sports-washing" and "green-washing".

This person is clearly life-washing, his/her life cannot possibly be this good and easy!

by Strand3n October 10, 2024