Vaginal Blood fart

When the vagina farts and a little squirt of blood comes out

hey everybody i had my first vaginal blood fart expeirience

by chuck mangeoni December 24, 2006

cocktail party fart

When using the cocktail party effect, one is able to hear their own fart in a loud environment such as a party or concert.

I enjoyed the loudest cocktail party fart in the middle of the guitar solo, and no one heard a sound.

by Garpike August 20, 2011

My heads farting

A state of confusment and uncertainty

Miss I don't know what you're talking about, my heads farting

by Urbandictionary13345. June 09, 2017

Stupid woman fart

A term used to insult a woman you don't like. It means that she is stupid and as worthless as a fart.

You're such a stupid woman fart!

by Defuss May 27, 2017

fart de grunt

Another name for a vaginal fart.

That fat bitch fart de grunted on my piece again.

by jckm14 December 13, 2010

Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

by Creamsodatheory May 13, 2013

Titty-butt-fart

when you rub yo gurls titties and as a reaction, she begins to pass gas uncontrollably.

An insult that you can use when your friend is tickling your pickle too much.

Brian, why are you being such a titty-butt-fart? Shut the fuck up man.

Hey Jose, rub my titties! No, I don’t want a titty-butt-fart stinking up my room!

by blowandgo6969 February 20, 2018