A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.
by SwaggyP69 April 23, 2014
Get the pick-up godmug. Nipple god est l'un des meilleurs combattons dans un combat au mamelons d'une école. Un combat dure moins de 5 mins ou moins si une personne veut quitter il a juste à dire pochette pendant une fight.
On l'emmène au Dark room pour le montrer qui sont les vraies nipple god. Après ça tes nipples seront tellement rouges que ne dira plus jamais ce mot.
by Kenbitch April 23, 2019
Get the nipple godmug. by shortperson123 January 26, 2021
Get the child of Godmug. V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.
by The Random Loon Publisher May 23, 2018
Get the Good Morning And God Blessmug. When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.
Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.
by Vaxazie April 12, 2017
Get the The power that rivals godmug. Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.
by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018
Get the good morning and god blessmug. No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
Get the Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DOmug.