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rock

Someone who is incomprehensibly stupid. A more derogatory term for idiot or dumbass.
"Apparently that kid Chris has a 2.0 GPA."

"I'm not surprised, that kid's a fucking rock."
by Mitcherade June 6, 2018
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spaceship rock

An emerging musical genre consisting of a crazy hybrid of jazz, rock, funk and experimental, avant garde, noise. Usually instrumental, and at times totally atonal.

Highly fx filled, with a huge priority on experimental improvisation. It differs from improvisational jazz because it is usually created and performed with a "rock and roll attitude". Loud, crazy, and lots of beeps, boops, squeels, and distortion guitar and/or bass.

Due to the wildly eclectic nature of this genre, any given song can move from "palatable groove" to "psychotic aural nonsense" in seconds. Its not entirely about being noisy or weird, but it has no limits when it comes to where songs "go" during a live performance and even in the studio.

Sometimes referred to as "cartoon rock", spaceship rock is known to have been made popular by Drop Trio of Houston, an instrumental keys, bass and drums trio.
I suppose, if you had to call it something, my band plays spaceship rock, not really jazz or rock or...anything else.
by Nate R. July 22, 2005
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Rock and Rick Roll

When you listening to rock music and the dude on the aux changes the song
"I swear Shawn, if you Rock and Rick Roll me, I am beating yo ass."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
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Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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D-rock

When a friend says they want to hangout with you, but then ignores you, and doesn't hang out.
Jim:"Did Derek text you back, when he was going to head over?"
Jerry:"No, I think he's pulling a D-rock tonight..."
by FuckingShitFaceCum August 13, 2017
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Zach Rock

A boy who eats a lot and has a pee fetish he can not control
"hey can you send me the homework?"
"I can't even use my phone Zach Rock is spamming me asking for a video of me peeing."
"Freak."
"IKR"
by iqrjfierjbviqerbve February 15, 2018
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rock her off

To have great, one time, meaningless sex with someone then talk to them rarely after
Bro she likes you why don't u just rock her off

I would totally rock her off
by Mr.ankles September 19, 2016
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