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Holden Decoch is a simp
by GizmoKage April 9, 2024
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Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 20, 2024
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; it's often a type of scam.
It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 21, 2024
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Simp

You are a simp ( meaning you are an Andrew )
by Jik123 April 23, 2024
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Simp

It means Suckers Idolizing mediocre pussy. That's the original term before zoomers started using it not knowing what it means.
He likes that fat bitch? He's a simp.
by Tonibler May 12, 2024
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Simp

Simp is an acronym meaning Suckas Idolizing mediocre pussy. But in popular culture it's overused and saturated to just mean any guy who shows too much interest in another person.
He likes that fat ugly bitch? He's a simp.
by Tonibler May 12, 2024
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